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15 hilarious tweets for all moms who love targets

By Mable A. Houston
May 31, 2022
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Oh hi there. You’re a sentient being (presumably), aren’t you? Then chances are you like Target. If you’re a mom, well, say no more. This Twitter roundup has your name all over it.

Is there a faster serotonin jolt than when those automatic doors open and you’re hit in the face with the scent of your favorite local target? For some of us, it’s popcorn. For others, it’s Starbucks. Then we grab our red cart, get sucked into the dollar section, and begin our Target journey.

Of course, we could lie to ourselves and say that we “only need one thing”. We all know that’s far from the truth. First we have to look at everything. And I mean everything, the handbags, the swimsuits, the sandals, the adorable and affordable children’s clothing, cleaning supplies, books, linens, shower curtains and, for those of us who can’t browse solo, toys.

The best part about loving Target is that it’s a universal experience, especially for moms. Everybody just gets it. Then this roundup is for you target-loving moms. May your shopping cart be as smooth as the frozen caramel macchiato you sip while browsing.

I’ve never spent time braving the elements but I did spend some time at Target on Black Friday and I think that counts

— girl over the hill (@Mom_Overboard) May 31, 2022

I overheard a mother from Target fondly calling her child “sugar opossum” and would like to formally apologize to all my friends who will henceforth be referred to as such.

— Jess🌸 (@jessblazecos) May 27, 2022

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my mom: you need to stop wasting your money shopping
also my mom: you want to go to target and tj maxx with me? 😂🙄

— raq (@raquelrae12) May 29, 2022

baskets at Target have the smoothest action and it’s not even close 🛒

– Don’t @Mii (@yahahahufoundme) May 23, 2022

If your daughter says “I’m going to target real quick,” go to bed. She belongs to the target now.

– Kucci Mané (@xtravdeezyx) May 27, 2022

Hey guys, if your wife says she’s home doing laundry, she’s lying. She’s at Target, they’re all at Target, literally right now.

— Born Husky (@dlockw21) December 16, 2015

bored? go to the target. hunger? go to the target. depressed? go to the target. stress ? go to the target.

– Therese!! (@IoIteresa) October 23, 2017

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No one is going to target because they need something. You go to the target and let the target tell you what you need.

— haley (@haley_copeland) January 31, 2018

The downside of going to Target alone on a Saturday night is…
…
…
…absolutely nothing. It is one of the purest joys in the world.

— MyMomologist (@MyMomologist) November 5, 2017

When I’m stressed or upset, my husband says, “Do you need to go to Target?” And that’s how I know I married the right man.

— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) October 29, 2017

My son told me that I was a bad mom and that I had to shop at the bad mom’s store. Do you think it’s target? I hope it’s Target.

— Mom needs a coke (@MamaNeedsACoke) September 21, 2021

[Target]

Me: We’re just picking up some stuff, right?

Wife: *evil cackle*

— James Breakwell, Explosive Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 10, 2017

People who are not used to being in Target:

There are rules. Stay in your lane. The left lane is reserved for overtaking. Enjoy the popcorn. If the mom in front of you smells like candles, be patient. Your turn is coming soon. Smile everyone, this is our church.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) December 21, 2017

For anyone saying parents can’t have fun on Friday nights, I’m currently at Target shopping for toilet paper.

So, yes, you are right.

— Sarcastic Mom (@sarcasticmommy4) November 18, 2017

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